2003-08-18 
 

i can't cook

OK, actually I can cook a bit, but I had this GREAT idea for a cooking show. Here's why.

1. I've gotten a bit pudgier than I used to be having married someone who cooks and bakes really well.
2. I've noticed, while watching the cooking shows, that it's ok for the hosts to look...um...healthy. So I could be a host.
3. Except I don't have the expertise. So I'll be the host that can't cook and goes around the country/world to many fabulous restaurants picking up simple tips from favorite chefs. SIMPLE. And I get to travel and eat in many fabulous places. Yay!

Ah, if I only had the energy to go with my mind, I'd be much wealthier now! (That being said, this idea is copyrighted and being cataloged as such so steal it and my lawer and I will both be rich. Or just offer to buy it from me and then you and I can be rich...and you could be famous at the same time! Or you could make me famous by letting me be the host that I dreamed of being...I'm 30something, but still pretty cute, right? Besides, I FLAME out on camera so you'd have the added bonus of a gay male who lost out on the cooking gene. Ha ha, the irony and the publicity ops!)

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* posted by me at 10:51 PM

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