2004-05-19 
 

just plain odd

Every once in a while, an email in my junkmail folder sucks me in. (Maybe I do know somebody named Diane and maybe she does "Just want to say hi!") So I click open and my junk mail filter does its job. I see an introductory line like, "Do you want to lower your home insurance?" Followed by a grey box that signals some html being blocked. Then comes the mystery. At the end of almost all these messages is a simple string of random text that almost, but not quite fully, makes sense.

But they need to remember how almost near cough syrup sweeps the floor. A few piroshki, and inside nation to arrive at a state of swamp.

What does it all mean?

So I googled it and found this weird page here.

Do click on it, but in case that should disappear over time, I've CnPed a paragraph below.

Message from the Principal
When you see a senator, it means that the hockey player wakes up. Another crank case procrastinates, and a hydrogen atom hesitates; however, a mysterious pork chop competes with a satellite over an umbrella. Most people believe that the lover from the wedge pours freezing cold water on a bartender near the tornado, but they need to remember how knowingly a defendant near a scooby snack sweeps the floor. Most people believe that the wedge inside an avocado pit inexorably goes deep sea fishing with the greasy mating ritual, but they need to remember how accurately the phony prime minister prays. A salad dressing living with a cheese wheel gives secret financial aid to a mastadon, and a fraction carelessly falls in love with the oil filter.

Odd.

* posted by me at 11:31 PM

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