2004-08-12 
 

slapped

Those blondes, they have too much fun...and the rest of us are tired of it. What is it with them? Then again, get two of those brunettes together and things are just WAY too serious. That's why it only makes sense that marriage has always been between a blonde and a brunette. Sure, there's plenty of examples of couples throughout history who were both blonde or both brunette, but that proves nothing. We'll just sweep that under the rug and say, " But this is the way it's always been."

In fact, we're feeling too threatened. Let's enact a law declaring that marriage is defined only as a partnership between a blonde and a brunette. Yes, that ought to do it.

But what's this? Someone thwarting our law because it goes against ideas they say are laid forth in the Constitution? Blondes and brunettes MARRIED? Who gave them the right? (um…the constitution did, but never mind about that) Time for us to panic and fret until the state Courts rule that any marriages performed between folks with the same color hair are invalid. The joy of those couples, the years together, the song in their hearts at finally achieving recognition under our supposed secular government…invalidated. Let's sing in the streets because once again we've proven that WE are more equal than them.

Today many of my friends were slapped in the face because of a law that doesn't make sense. Today people who've been together as a couple for more years than most were told that they aren't quite as equal as everyone else.

I've gone from being sad to getting angry. Forget about ousting Bush in November. I want him impeached now. For crimes against the American people. For leading this country into an era of such insulatedness that we have become divorced not only from the reality of the rest of the world around us, but also from the reality of life within our own borders.

George W. Bush is an old man, with ideas even older than his father's. It's time for him to go sit on the porch rocker where he can quietly reminisce about the glorious reign his family once had over the world without causing the rest of us further harm.

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* posted by me at 6:20 PM

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