2004-09-07 
 

monkey memories

Don't much want to think about today because that would just lead to thinking about tomorrow...which is more work and big headaches this week. Much ado about something of little import.

That reminds me, it's actually not that hard to pick up a monkey from the airport. It's just a matter of making sure your papers are in order and that you've lined the back of your station wagon with plastic.

It's NOT a good idea to try and befriend monkey while still at the airport. Especially if you decide that letting the monkey out of his cage will show him that you're a "good" human. He'll just throw his poop at you and run for the nearest loading dock. Later, after several well placed tips to the right folks, the incident will be overlooked and you'll be free to take your monkey home, but you'll have wasted valuable time and money in the process....and probably just confused your poor monkey.

Labels: dose of mikey, sharketing

* posted by me at 11:54 PM

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