2006-04-01 
 

your attention please

In a surprise announcement today, the Bush administration admitted that the past six years have been all about pushing personal agendas and not at all about the will of the American people. George W. Bush is ceding the remaining years of his presidency to Al Gore who he says, "...really ought to have been in the office in the first place. I was just too caught up in the power of it all...and you know, they made me do it!"

Jeb Bush has promised that he will never seek a higher office, and Dick Cheney is resigning to spend more time with his daughter whom he feels he has sadly neglected for quite some time now. John Kerry will step in to take over the VP role.


Sadly...April Fools.

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* posted by me at 3:11 PM

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