2006-08-16 
 

that guy

I don’t know what’s more frightening:

Realizing that I can do a convincing impersonation of that guy. You know, the guy who easily makes meaningless conversation in hallways and elevators with people.

or

Realizing that I'm happy to act like that guy because he helps me gather a nice paycheck at the end of the week and these are the conversations which grease the wheels that keep business turning.

Exciting conversations like:

Me: Hey.
Them: Hey.
M: How’s it going?
T: Oh, you know, it’s only Tuesday.
M: Right you are! But at least it isn’t Monday!
T: Too true!

or

T: Hey.
M: Hey, what about the crazy color blue they painted the halls!
T: I know! Makes me feel like I’m living inside an aquarium.
M: Right you are! But it least it isn’t gumball pink!
T: Too true!

Etc.

Ad Nauseum.

Labels: dose of mikey, sharketing

* posted by me at 8:32 PM

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