2007-07-27 
 

funny fly story

Went into Banana Republic today to check out the shirt sales rack, which they place up so high that even an average height guy like myself needs to stretch up to reach it. Just below the shirt sale rack? The jean sale rack. (Make note of this fact, it becomes important later.)

I didn't find anything I really wanted...well there was that jacket, but even on sale it seemed a bit too steep for me today...but I digress.

Unbeknownst to me, I did leave the appropriately named Banana with a little something extra. After a walk of many blocks and a subway ride home during which several folks gave me odd looks, I finally realized that I'd brushed up against the jeans while stretching up for the shirts and one of the long beige size strips had attached itself directly to the base of my fly and had been waving between my legs for quite some time. A 21st century version of a tribal sheath.

I SHOP! Beware my consumer prowess! ARRRGH! (Well, I guess arrrgh is more piratey than tribal, but you get the point.)

Speaking of pirates, International Talk Like A Pirate Day fast approaches!

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* posted by me at 5:18 PM

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